Funny 40th Birthday Quotes for Friends and Family

If it’s 40th Birthday of your friend or family member then you should greet them wish cute, funny 40th birthday quotes, wishes or messages.

Turning to the age of 40 years is something like an achievement for any individual to live almost half of the life happily and here in this article, we  will share funny 40th Birthday Quotes that you can use with your brother, sister, wife, husband, mom and everyone.
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Convey some thoughts into it and your message to your beloved whom you want to wish and convey your message regarding their 40th Birthday, There are lot of things that are important to an individual and his/her birthday is one among them so make sure you use some sensible birthday quotes and make them happy. In this article,  you would read funny 40th Birthday messages, quotes, wishes etc.

Funny 40th Birthday One Line Quotes

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• • • I’m pretty sure that the people who decided that 40 was the new 30 were all celebrating their 40th birthday while cruising on an ocean liner somewhere on “De Nile”.
    • Make sure you live life in a way that when time machines are invented, you can proudly say ‘I don’t want to go back in time because I have lived my life in the best possible way’. Happy 40th birthday.
    • I may be 40, but I feel like a 20 year old when I wake up every morning. Unfortunately, there’s never one around.
    • There is no need to do worry
      This is just one of nature’s ways
      Of telling a middle aged man
      It’s time to relax and remember younger days

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Most Funny 40th Birthday  Quotes

• • Life is a book and your forties are the chapters when it all starts making sense. Happy 40th birthday.
  • She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
  • Turning forty isn’t a bad thing. It’s what your whole life has led up to. Make the most of it. Happy birthday.
  • Now that you’re 40, you can forget about being perky and just be happy to be an automatic drip.
  • At 40, your vision starts to go, but there’s a good side: you can’t see what’s happening to your body.
  • About forty years ago, the first email was sent in 1971, Sony Walkman was made in 1978 and disco became popular in the seventies. Wow, you were born in such a cool decade. Happy 40th birthday.
  • Drinking beer, eating cold spaghetti and wasting time on my computer because the 40’s are the new 20’s.
  • It’s time for your mid-life crisis
    For a little red corvette and crazy tattoo
    It’s time to check out the bar scene
    And do what a young man would do
  • Maturity and wisdom are great assets to have, but they are useless if you don’t unburden your life’s liabilities with smiles and laughter. Happy 40th birthday.

• • At ten, they call you cute as a button
    At twenty, they call you a stud
    At thirty, they call you distinguished
    At forty, they just stop calling you

Happy Funny 40th Birthday  Quotes

• The funny thing about age is that the more you think about it, the older you feel. Happy birthday.
• A fortieth birthday is like standing on a precipice – it’s like seeing what you got in life and what you chose to give a miss. It that obscure feeling of belonging nowhere – sometimes you are here, sometimes you are there. But this disorientation is meant to be enjoyed thoroughly – it will finally lead up to your beautiful destiny. Happy birthday.
• When you’re 40, you still have all the moves – you just don’t make them as fast
• The most amazing thing about turning forty is that it defies the laws of science. It proves that as you approach the top of the hill, everything starts picking up speed. When you go over the hill, everything starts slowing down.
• Be happy that you are still 3,650 days away from turning fifty. Maybe this is the only way you can console yourself about turning forty. Happy 40th birthday.
• Four turtles were celebrating their 40th birthdays together, when they ran out of ice cream. They decided the oldest one, Fred, should go to the store and get more.
• You may be a bit creaky when you’re 40, but at least you’re not croaking
• You know you are forty when you stop using Facebook to socialize and start using it to spy on your kids. Happy 40th birthday.
• During the ages of 10-19, desire exceeds knowledge and ability
  During the ages of 20-29 desire and ability exceeds knowledge
  During the ages of 30-39 desire, knowledge and ability work in perfect synchronicity
  At age forty, desire disappears, knowledge gets interrupted and ability goes on vacation
• After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.
  • Forty is the teenage of old age – understand this before it is too late, and start living your life to the fullest. Happy 40th birthday.
  • Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become quite routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
  • Five things to be thankful for on your fortieth birthday:
    Thankful that your hair lasted as long as it did
    Thankful that your not forty one
    Thankful that 40 is the new thirty
    Thankful for the age discrimination laws
    Thankful for the thoughtful soul who invented Happy 40th Birthday

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